Dionisio da Desio

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Muggy and Dionisio
Resides: Stonemarche
Status: Handsome
Awards: Order of Precedence
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Companion of the Order of the Silver Rapier


Drunk. Rapier and spear fighter. Lad of the streets. Crafter of anything he puts his mind towards. Holder of Muggy, the largest mug at War.


Dionisio was born in the late 1500's in the trading hub of Desio. Just north of Milan, Dio saw all the amazing wonders of the world being carted past him. He knew he could acquire these fantastical and expensive things if he just left his family of lower class craftsmen and headed for Milan. Reality doesn't care much for those kinds of dreams, so he lived in the streets and did what he had to in order to survive. While modeling for and entertaining a local artist, he met Don Lottieri Malocchio. From there they joined up and began using their skills in the streets to duel, drink, and delight the money out of anyone they could, establishing a gang of ne'er-do-wells called the The Handsome Boys with the less alcoholic Doña Anastasia da Monte. You know, before it was cool to know them.

To this day they continue to hire their services out, to bully, kill, entertain, or drink themselves to death, looking handsome as they do it.

Offices & Positions

Headmaster, The Handsome Boys, 07/10/2009 to present

House Champion, The Handsome Boys, 08/02/2014 to 08/01/2015

Previous Employers

Damian and Tara, Their Majesties the King and Queen of Acre

- "Can sneak while wearing a bright yellow shirt and a gallon mug with bells on it"
- "Protects me from assassins while taking me to parties in the Bog"
- "Gives good fashion advice"

Countess Marguerite Ingen Lachlainn

- "Could even take on Don Fraiser's Mustache"
- "Extraordinarily reliable on a Run Team"
- "Likes to be paid in Umbrella Drinks"

Anna Magdalena da Treviso, Courtesan to his Excessellency Guglielmo Bardicci

- "A fellow whose blade and wit seem to sharpen by his cups, he is never where you expect him,
yet always where you need him. He is a wizened knave of most unconfirmed subtlety (for naturally
such arts, being proven, prove lacking). In short, I am alive, albeit unburdened of silver."

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