Remy's Abs

Remy's Abs

• Breaker of swords
• Legally required to be covered at all times as it makes all who see it swoon
• Should be classified as a rigid parry object
• More manly than Kenric's Manly Beard
• The reason traffic in Massachusetts is so bad
• Caused the Red Sox to postpone their opening day
• It makes Davius St. Jacques cry on sight.
• They even humble Master Avery Shaw