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*Caused the Red Sox to postpone their opening day
 
*Caused the Red Sox to postpone their opening day
 
*It makes Davius St. Jacques cry on sight.
 
*It makes Davius St. Jacques cry on sight.
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*They even humble Master Avery Shaw
  
  
 
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Revision as of 11:46, 30 March 2017

Remy's Abs

  • Breaker of swords
  • Legally required to be covered at all times as it makes all who see it swoon
  • Should be classified as a rigid parry object
  • More manly than Kenric's Manly Beard
  • The reason traffic in Massachusetts is so bad
  • Caused the Red Sox to postpone their opening day
  • It makes Davius St. Jacques cry on sight.
  • They even humble Master Avery Shaw


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