Hunter's Picnic 2018
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Motte Nachfalter is a legendary creature, if she is to be believed. Dubbing herself a "Time Viking" she takes anachronism literally and figuratively so long as she can make a clean get away. An irreverent liar, she can take a nap anywhere (and generally does). Please don't wake her (unless she happens to be in the way). She is very fond of hats (so you can also wake her for hats). Motte is a member of the Shire of Caer Adamant in the Southern Region of the Kingdom of the East.
Motte is a regular attendee for Caer Adamant's Heavy Fighter practice. She is adept at holding a sword and shield and sometimes using them.
Motte (purportedly) hails from Irgendwo and the early 10th century. Though she claims (at points) to be an orphan of no particular station or craft, she can be found in the company of two men who claim she is their little sister. Magnus Wolfhunte and Gunnbjorn Olafson endure her fibs and fables heroically. She is generally on her way to Irgendein Platz and travels between there and Irgendwo regularly. She claims to have saved her village's buckwheat field from a swarm of locusts with a wet burlap sack. Motte is fond of animals and will assist in the care and handling of most creatures, including children. At Events she can be found helping out where helping out is needed, taking a nap, or weaving the same basket she had the last time you saw her. No, it isn't finished yet.
Recently, Motte claims she won herself a mercenary playing dice. While this may be a fabrication, Gunainm Faol is now often in her company.
Offices & Positions
Chief Nuisance Maker, 803 AD to Current
Downward Facing Dog, About 3 minutes
Child-Safe Joke Teller, Undefeated
Deputy Knight Marshal (Shire of Caer Adamant) 2018-2020
Deputy Exchequer (Shire of Caer Adamant) 2020
Exchequer (Shire of Caer Adamant) 2021
Basket Weaver/Drunk Knight Sitter, Bhakail Yule, Barony of Bhakail, 2016
Nap Taker/Joke Teller, Roman Schola, Caer Adamant, 2017
Kitchen Help/Wine Sipper, Bhakail Investiture and K&Q Rattan Champions, Barony of Bhakail, 2017
Twining Teacher/Kitchen Help, String Thynge, Caer Adamant 2018
Site Coordinator/Cheese Stealer, Hunter's Picnic, Caer Adamant, 2018
Site Coordinator/Pumpkin Stabber, Bardic Banshee, Caer Adament, 2018
Feast Server/Sauce Pot, Bhkail Yule, Barony of Bhakail 2018
Lost & Found Constable/Unrequested Sound Effects, Crown Tourney of Ozur and Fortune, Caer Adamant, 2019
Does Some Things
- Heavy list (Authorized 2017)
- Garb making
- Disastrous Brewing (classified)
- Jams Jockey, Marmalade Mugger, and Jelly Purveyor
In Case of Court
If carrier pigeon is unavailable, please notify one of the following so they can conspire accordingly:
Why do bees always have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why must watermelons always have fancy weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why can't a bicycle stand up on it's own?