Frasier's mustache

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  • It is a fearsome and mighty thing.
  • It is rumored that it once killed a man, though we cannot confirm this as the Mustache left no witnesses.
  • It has been declared illegal in 14 countries, and all of Antarctica.
  • Ansteoran's have declared it is not list legal due to its intimidation factor.
  • Atlanteans complain about its calibration. "That Mustache hits like a truck," complained a Provost who wished to remain anonymous.
  • The reason why the Stig on Top Gear is never seen without a helmet is due to his jealousy of the Mustache.
  • It makes Davius St. Jacques cry on sight.
  • Frasier has to buy two SCA memberships, one for himself and one for the Mustache.
  • The Mustache was denied entry in crown tourney to ensure a fair list for everyone.
  • Frasier's Mustache always makes it to events on time, because traffic never slows it down.
  • Fear of Frasier's Mustache is called logic.
  • Frasier's Mustache is 280% too dreamy to become Queen's Champion. It'd blow the curve.
  • Frasier's Mustache slapped Bobby Flay with an entire tuna on Iron Chef.
  • Superman put a life-model of Frasier's mustache over his front door.
  • Frasier's Mustache was originally cast to play Iron Man but there were scheduling conflicts.
  • Frasier's Mustache once played drums for Spinal Tap.
  • Frasier's Mustache beat up Chuck Norris' beard.
  • In spite of this -- or because of this -- Chuck Norris now wears Frasier's mustache pajamas.
  • Frasier's Mustache knows how Game of Thrones ends.
  • Frasier's Mustache never commits a party foul.
  • Frasier's Mustache once got a 10 from the East German judge.
  • Frasier's Mustache can only be trimmed by a knife forged at midnight and quenched in the darkest beer.
  • Frasier's Mustache drinks Brennan's Coffee
  • Frasier's Mustache is jealous of Kenric's Manly Beard
  • Frasier's Mustache is *everyone's* bad influence
  • Frasier's Mustache passes the drop test.
  • Frasier's Mustache shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
  • Frasier's Mustache scoffs at the claims of The World's Most Interesting man.
  • Fraiser's mustache is Tom Selleck's mustaches final form. 
  • Frasier's mustache was the 5th Beatle.
  • Frasier's Mustache once was consulted by the Dali Lama.
  • You don't tug Superman's cape. You never piss in the wind. You don't pull the mask of the old Lone Ranger, and you don't trim Frasier's mustache.
  • Don't blink... or Fraiser's mustache will get you!'
  • The Loch Ness Monster tries to capture photos of Frasier's Mustache.
  • Fraiser's mustache is a fixed point in time and space.
  • A rattlesnake once bit Fraiser's mustache and after 5 days of agony, the snake finally died.
  • Frasier's mustache is EVERYONE'S adult supervision.
  • OSHA has determined that Frasier's Mustache can prevent concussions. Or cause them. Depends on its mood,