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Frasier's mustache

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  • It is a fearsome and mighty thing.
  • It is rumored that it once killed a man, though we cannot confirm this as the mustache left no witnesses.
  • It has been declared illegal in 14 countries, and all of Antarctica.
  • Ansteoran's have declared it is not list legal due to its intimidation factor.
  • Atlanteans complain about its calibration. "That mustache hits like a truck," complained a Provost who wished to remain anonymous.
  • The reason why the Stig on Top Gear is never seen without a helmet is due to his jealousy of the mustache.