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*Frasier's mustache never commits a party foul. | *Frasier's mustache never commits a party foul. | ||
*Frasier's mustache once got a 10 from the East German judge. | *Frasier's mustache once got a 10 from the East German judge. | ||
*Frasier's mustache can only be trimmed by a knife forged at midnight and quenched in the darkest beer. | |||
[[Category:Populace]] | [[Category:Populace]] |
Revision as of 11:16, 11 April 2014
- It is a fearsome and mighty thing.
- It is rumored that it once killed a man, though we cannot confirm this as the mustache left no witnesses.
- It has been declared illegal in 14 countries, and all of Antarctica.
- Ansteoran's have declared it is not list legal due to its intimidation factor.
- Atlanteans complain about its calibration. "That mustache hits like a truck," complained a Provost who wished to remain anonymous.
- The reason why the Stig on Top Gear is never seen without a helmet is due to his jealousy of the mustache.
- It makes Davius St. Jacques cry on sight.
- Frasier has to buy two SCA memberships, one for himself and one for the mustache.
- The mustache was denied entry in crown tourney to ensure a fair list for everyone.
- Frasier's mustache always makes it to events on time, because traffic never slows it down.
- Fear of Frasier's mustache is called logic.
- Frasier's Mustache is 280% too dreamy to become Queen's Champion. It'd blow the curve.
- Frasier's mustache slapped Bobby Flay with an entire tuna on Iron Chef.
- Superman put a life-model of Frasier's mustache over his front door.
- Frasier's mustache was originally cast to play Iron Man but there were scheduling conflicts.
- Frasier's mustache once played drums for Spinal Tap.
- Frasier's mustache beat up Chuck Norris' beard.
- In spite of this -- or because of this -- Chuck Norris now wears Frasier's mustache pajamas.
- Frasier's mustache knows how Game of Thrones ends.
- Frasier's mustache never commits a party foul.
- Frasier's mustache once got a 10 from the East German judge.
- Frasier's mustache can only be trimmed by a knife forged at midnight and quenched in the darkest beer.