Frasier's mustache: Difference between revisions
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It is a fearsome and mighty thing. | *It is a fearsome and mighty thing. | ||
It is rumored that it once killed a man, though we cannot confirm this as the mustache left no witnesses. | *It is rumored that it once killed a man, though we cannot confirm this as the mustache left no witnesses. | ||
It has been declared illegal in 14 countries, and all of Antarctica. | *It has been declared illegal in 14 countries, and all of Antarctica. | ||
Ansteoran's have declared it is not list legal due to its intimidation factor. | *Ansteoran's have declared it is not list legal due to its intimidation factor. | ||
Atlanteans complain about its calibration. "That mustache hits like a truck," complained a Provost who wished to remain anonymous. | *Atlanteans complain about its calibration. "That mustache hits like a truck," complained a Provost who wished to remain anonymous. | ||
The reason why the Stig on Top Gear is never seen without a helmet is due to his jealousy of the mustache. | *The reason why the Stig on Top Gear is never seen without a helmet is due to his jealousy of the mustache. | ||
Revision as of 14:54, 2 April 2014
- It is a fearsome and mighty thing.
- It is rumored that it once killed a man, though we cannot confirm this as the mustache left no witnesses.
- It has been declared illegal in 14 countries, and all of Antarctica.
- Ansteoran's have declared it is not list legal due to its intimidation factor.
- Atlanteans complain about its calibration. "That mustache hits like a truck," complained a Provost who wished to remain anonymous.
- The reason why the Stig on Top Gear is never seen without a helmet is due to his jealousy of the mustache.