Brennan's Coffee

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We present the "Brennan". It goes like this: Coffee in a cup. If you want to get fancy for summertime, add ice. No milk. No sugar. No sprinkles or whipped cream.

Coffee. Cup. Done.

Now, get off my lawn, de-ammit.

Cafeam. Poculum. Factum.

COFFEE. CUP. DONE. Because everything sounds better in Latin.

The Coffee Wars

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Shortly after the popularity of The Cameron [1] began to rise, the King of the East, Brennan mac Fearghus, posted the following on his FaceBook Wall:

"In curmudgeonly response to the Cameron, I present the "Brennan". It goes like this: Coffee in a cup. If you want to get fancy for summertime, add ice. No milk. No sugar. No sprinkles or whipped cream. Coffee. Cup. Done. Now, get off my lawn, de-ammit."

This has resulted in a conflict between the Kingdom of the Middle, who's King Cameron has placed his full support behind The Cameron, and King Brennan of the East, who has endorsed drinking coffee black and thusly dubbed "The Brennan".

Mass Pandemonium has ensued as members of each Kingdom rallied to their King, posting images of themselves enjoying the appropriate beverage and besmirching those that consume an improper beverage.

The Violence ensued at Pennsic War 43. The forces of the Cameron had been slowed by the high sugar-to-caffeine ratio of The Cameron. The Forces of The Brennan emerged triumphant, yet jittery, 25 points to 20.


Neutral Parties

Some have chosen to stay out of the conflict altogether, and instead to despise those involved.